Dave Chappelle discusses rejecting Comedy Central’s $50 million contract on David Letterman. (x)

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god, I was driving this girl home once and she was so fuckin’ high. and just all of a sudden the conversation went to “oh my god, I just want to suck someone’s dick”. 

My brain had to take a serious moment. But then I settled on: no, terrible idea. Possible ramifications not at all worth it.

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After realizing how hung up I am on the fact that I don’t enjoy dancing with the girl I’ve been sleeping with, I was writing down the “important qualities” that I value in the women in my life with whom I can imagine a real relationship.

1. I love dancing with her.
2. I love spending quiet time with her.
3. I love talking with her.

Then I realized this was the stupidest exercise ever. The only important thing is: do I love her?

There’s really no question other than that. If I love someone, it doesn’t matter how good of a dancer or conversationalist they are. Every moment holding each other, talking or not talking, will be enough to make my heart sing. And believe it or not, that’s really what I want most. Sex without love is just not worth it.

I decided I would declare my body officially recovered from Saturday night’s alcohol once I have a normal poop.

It’s Tuesday night and I’m still not recovered.

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

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